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May 30th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-30

Posted in General by yoshi
  • tired. time for bed. #
  • beer me. now. #
  • oh phlegm. how you are not my friend today. #

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May 23rd, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-23

Posted in General by yoshi
  • pffft. waaaay procrastinated about this music stuff. why do i do this to myself? must go sequester myself for a few hours. but GO MAGIC! #
  • good news: i know more than i thought i did. bad news: still have a freaking lot to memorize before saturday. #
  • srsly? you’re a 1/2 hour late to pick up ppl you’re carpooling with? for an 8pm show downtown. never going w/you again. need a beer soon… #
  • to my pinoy friends (& the rest of you asians & anyone who loves bway) you must go see road to saigon @ewplayers! fantastic! #
  • I WANT MY @TIVO BACK! i hate live tv cuz i’m stuck in this chair–dude, grey’s is seriously giving me chills. yikes. #
  • GLEE! lxd just finished. @jozjozjoz is trying to tweet. unsuccessfully. GLEE!!! #
  • GLEE! @thelxd just finished. @jozjozjoz is trying to tweet. unsuccessfully. GLEE!!! #
  • ok @jozjozjoz just got a barf bag. um, ok. and she’s still trying to tweet. #gleelive #
  • hey lady in front of us at #gleelive-your personal hygiene sucks. i’m reliving a nightmare. #
  • my ears are ringing. too old for this shit. time for food & beer & sleep. #
  • using dull scissors to cut my hair probably wasn’t the best idea. now the ends are all ratty. ooh, time for my bangs (!!!!) to get shorter! #
  • best of the night: amber riley (bust yr windows), harry shum’s dancing, & chris colfer/lea michele (defying gravity). oh, & heather morris. #
  • stoopid outlook. says that this tuesday is memorial day. so very confused for like a minute (no coffee yet). at least it got jluy 4th right. #

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May 16th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-16

Posted in General by yoshi
  • who thought it was a good idea to clear the walkway of flowers b/c they left pollen on everyone’s pants WITHOUT first taking meds? me. dumb. #
  • 19th ever perfect game! way to go dallas braden of the Oakland A’s! #
  • recaulked upstairs bathtub today, partially severed a toe in the process. not really, but it was rather bloody. shoulda worn shoes. #
  • poor me. can’t wear shoes. good thing i have a collection of flipflops. stoopid cut on my toe. #
  • if i have to wait til i’m not annoyed/upset to write an email, i’ll never send one again. BUT, sending & then apologizing is not ok either. #
  • it’s 10am & i’ve already been up for 4 hours & driven 57 miles. made breakfast for TGF & had a fledgling bird adventure. phew! now, to work! #
  • WTH happened to the last 3 hours? now i’m late. i hate it when contractors are late so now i’m mad at myself for losing track of time… #
  • home now. wondering what we should do for dinner. i’m starving but TGF is still working…maybe i’ll just eat the box of butterfinger minis. #
  • my 1000th tweet! funny, i don’t feel any different. thanks for dinner, TGF! now to watch GLEE! #
  • why does it appear that my twitter is no longer updating my status on FB? that’s annoying. i’m not updating my status in 2 places. #
  • i used to work in customer service. thusly, i have high standards when it comes to customer care. at&t, you aren’t cutting it. #
  • i’m stil awake because…playing stupid video games is more important than sleep. what am i, 12? yes, that’s rhetorical. #
  • load of laundry #4 is in the washer. 2 more to go. good thing i had NOTHING ELSE to accomplish today. #
  • LET’S GO SPARKS! #
  • 4.7 seconds to go. sparks up by 1. let’s go SPARKS! #WNBA #
  • ugh. must research UV film to put on windows. it’s freaking hot up here. #
  • TGF just told me to STFU. i’m so offended. can’t possibly be because i’m laughing at her. #

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May 9th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-09

Posted in General by yoshi
  • i’m wondering, who thinks a song called “crying like a bitch” is in any way ok? the lyric goes, “there you go, crying like a bitch…” wha? #
  • about to start the long trek home. can’t wait to sleep in my own bed & be in a quiet house, TGF not withstanding… #
  • lady, the paint is coming off the hood of your car (wax, dammit!) & you get out to check for damage to your STOCK rims? priorities, srsly. #
  • do i just resign myself to a headache every day? i’ve tripled my allergy meds but still wake up with sinus headaches. ridiculous. #
  • oh, and ridiculous is the word of the week. just ask TGF. #
  • forgot to mention that disneyland sent my glasses in the mail! yay! thank you, happiest place on earth! #
  • yikes. #1baby name for boys in US: Jacob. #1babys name for girls in US: Isabella. way to go, twilight. un-freaking-believable. #
  • never ceases to amaze me how poorly ppl drive here. need to charge $$ to teach them how to parallel park. lady just hit telephone pole. WTF? #
  • did you know that full face UV shade (aka the welder’s mask) ppl use now comes in fashion colors? saw a lady w/pink one to match her outfit. #
  • way to get my cardio in today: asphyxiation by dust mask while pulling up 15+ year old carpet. great work out, but really bad headache now. #
  • ppl across the street rinsing off car that’s been sitting for months & COVERED in dust. uh, ever heard of soap? it works wonders! #
  • upon discovering white hair in my eyebrow, TGF said, “i can’t have a gf who’s ANCIENT. not old. ANCIENT.” #

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May 2nd, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-02

Posted in General by yoshi
  • bleh. still migraine-y. shower & bed. maybe it’s time to go back on medication… #
  • meds are a no go. TGF said they made me dumb-er. “…what? i’m just being honest.” jeez. #
  • vague i’m-going-to-hurl feeling. migraine day 2. can’t possibly sleep any more. #
  • my ebook is missing the final 20 pages. grrr. oh well, shouldn’t be reading anyway. doesn’t help the headache. day 3. yay! #
  • pfffft. i thought it was supposed to be cold today? now i have to go change. and find sunscreen. #
  • got rid of my migraine only to replace it with a sinus headache? compounded by crying while watching #GLEE but whatever. <3 @KChenoweth !!!! #
  • blah blah headaches blah blah blah asthma blah blah allergies…hey, i’m still standing! now back to the complaining… #
  • was in the middle of watching sherlock holmes. then i got distracted by…something. wish i could remember what it was. #
  • there are currently 2 external hard drives (320g, & 1tb), a 1g flashdrive, & ipod connected to my computer. not lacking for space, for sure. #
  • why do i own taylor swift anything? ick. on the flip side, <3 sugarland’s lead singer. & kings of leon’s. make my heart beat faster. yum! #
  • i’ve been putting off cleaning out my car for…10 weeks. 10 WEEKS! why? why not? anyway, took all of 45 mins to do. now onto the carwash. #
  • buzzed (not drunk yet) @ a party w/ harry shum jr. well i’m @ a party & he’s here too. tgf just went to harass him. pics to follow. #
  • ready to go home and sleep off the beer. at least the dj didn’t suck. #
  • definitely time for bed. drove 5+ hours, dinner with some lovely friends, ran into an ex…yeehaw! tomorrow is memorial svc & family… #

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