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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-29

• who put 1/2 a red velvet cake in my fridge? actually, there’s all manner of carbs in the fridge–bread, noodles, rice. there goes my diet. #
• headed to a korean german-themed beer house. haus? whatever. so long as they have cold ones. you coming? #
• dru. unk. time to start texting. anyone else gonna join us at the korean german beer house? #
• if no then i gonna go home try get lucky. #
• i get to tile a bathroom today. good thing it’s like 15 sq ft. off to buy gatorade and protein bars! and maybe some grout. #
• did anything happen while i was away from the intarwebs? 12 hrs without so much as a glance at a computer. why yes, i did have withdrawals. #
• 11 hour work day. lather. rinse. repeat tomorrow. although tomorrow my day starts before 7am. yay. me. #
• i’m going to eat lunch today. for the first time this week. can’t tile - painters have taken over the house. waiting for them to be done. #
• earlier i waited for paint to dry. now i’m waiting for thinset to dry. excitement abounds on this friday night! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-22

• up & out by 7 for appt who never showed up. called @ 815 to say they’re not coming til 11. could have been sleeping the whole time. fucker. #
• i’d so love to lead a paperless existence. i have piles stacking up all over my desk and work areas. heaven forbid i should file anything. #
• i take back 99% of the bad stuff i’ve said about nicole scherzinger. cuz. dayum. http://youtu.be/iQvU9MCUr0Q #
• resisting the urge to order pizza for dinner. #
• broke my favorite mug & my french press w/a full carafe of coffee in it. why did i even bother getting out of bed this morning? *whimper* #
• i hate talking on the phone. even with TGF. i wonder if that offends her. #
• i know i should hydrate b/c it’s so dang hot but all i want is coffee. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-15

• the driving instructor outside was on his cellphone while making an illegal turn on our street. it’s like the blind leading the blind here! #
• he (& his horrible combover) just took off with neighbor’s kid. thinking of starting my own driver’s training program-couldn’t do any worse! #
• TGF is amusing. she thinks i’m a plumber. leaky pipes are NOT my thing. if it doesn’t require a framing square or chop saw, i don’t know. #
• clue #1: when the bass from your stereo makes the plastic mods on your rice racer vibrate & fall off, it’s TOO LOUD! stoopid boys. #
• i’m finally admitting that all my stuff i thought i transferred from my old computer in feb *might* be gone. *sob* #
• got overwhelmed during errand running. library (county), post office, library (city), groceries, costco. 1/2 way thru costo my brain melted. #
• craigslist ppl have to be the flakiest ever. why can’t you just show up when you say you’re going to? not like i don’t have things to do. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-08

• hooray for getting a collection notice for a traffic violation from 2007. i wasn’t even the driver. stoopid red light cameras. #
• how is it possible for my molar, which had a root canal & crown 5 years ago, to hurt as much as it does right now? no chewing for me. #
• should not drive any more today–already seen an overturned car & one really bad rear-ender. but there’s stuff to be done! l.a. traffic #
• connected my laptop to tv via hdmi. sitting on my couch with a super huge monitor. the res is not quite right on the tv though. frustrating. #
• singing the natl anthem @ the sparks gm tonight! game tips @ 730 so come early if u want 2 hear us! #
• hey naeemah i dont have your cell # in my phone. text me if you are coming to the game! #
• if anyone cares we are seated in section 112 #
• 2 mosquito bites while sitting at my desk. time to get off the computer! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-01

• must. work. out. must burn off the 2 beers and fried food consumed for dinner. and the cheesecake. yikes. #
• hate being on hold. such a waste of time. sitting here with my thumb up my behind, listening to muzak. #
• voxie time! well, soon, anyway. i love tuesdays. #
• home now. TGF is out…somewhere…always a delight to see my fellow voxies. haven’t laughed that much in a long time. #
• Help NPR beat FOX News. http://bit.ly/a0z4Oc #
• spent the last 4+ hours prepping the laundry room for new: paint, storage lockers, & washer/dryer. do i still have to do cardio tonight? #
• stupid notary exam. i missed one. here’s to me passing my background check. ;-p #
• ridonkulus #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

• waitress the other night to me & TGF: are u two sisters? um no. that never stops being creepy. #
• today: drop off mail, buy paint, target run, pedicure & eyebrow waxing. dinner w/the voxies & home again to do laundry & some cardio. phew! #
• i’ve had sea legs by the shins stuck in my head for about an hour now. must be they guy outside watering the concrete–i mean his plants. #
• painting ceilings sucks. really. painting popcorn ceilings sucks even harder. ended the day covered in acoustic flecks & paint. yuck. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

• why do i put off going to the store when i know i’m running out of coffee? can’t even think. guess i should go sand something. #
• why did TGF think this was appropriate dinner convo? “I see dog poop on the lawn.” might have to make separate dining arrangements now. #
• have an all day class & test for my notary renewal tomorrow. need to find my checkbook. cuz, you know, the f-ing gov’t doesn’t take cash. #
• i already spilled my coffee. on my new tanktop. great start to long, long day. #
• who knew so many ppl want to be notaries? 70 +/- here. #
• spirulina is algae, right? apparently good for me. blech. #
• i have to know grammar for this class? what is a prepositional phrase? stupid progressive elementary school. #
• eating at @dumplingstation. so far i’d say they have a thing or two to learn about customer service. #
• omg guy on balcony 6ft up facing paseo–put some clothes on! gonna need that flasher thing fr MIB to erase u in speedo. #
• oh noes. food truck fail. and i have to take an exam in 90 mins. do i hurl now or hope it gets better in a while? #
• back from dinner with the voxies! since there was nothing in my stomach (see: hurling incident) i got VERY happy w/just 1 beer. FUN! #
• so tired i forgot how to do this: ;-p #
• feeling very accomplished today. also exhausted. and dirty. and HOT. my plants are wilting and sad. #
• i turned on the a/c. room started out at 89. it’s a blessedly cool(er) 78 just 40 minutes later. #
• sleeping in the living room is as close to camping as i’ve gotten since i was, like, 10. but i have a/c. and a futon. and a fridge w/soda. #
• how do you work when it’s this hot? i managed to lose about 3# of water in 3 hours & i had to quit. still sweating even tho ac’s on full. #
• TGF said she didn’t like that my old meds destroyed brain cells…cuz you know, there’s so few of them. ok, she *implied* the lack thereof. #
• TGF would say i’m putting words in her mouth, but whatever. we all know what she’s thinking… #

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Does anyone still write blog posts?

i know i quit doing it about 18 months ago. my life is so not interesting.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11

• 4th of july. i’ve been preparing food since noon. beer number 3? maybe 4? lost count and now i’m…drunk. i think. maybe. nah. more beer! #
• gonna drive a racecar. but 1st we have a safety class. dang the ppl in the class are all chatty cathys. shut. up. #
• no offense to my str8 friends but i hate straight people. it’s ladies night. so let’s just be offensive and sexist why don’t we. gah. #
• sucks. no racing for me. full blown migraine going. happy happy! but i’ll get some action shots of @jozjozjoz to post online. #
• yay for not feeling like i’m going to hurl anymore. which is good, since the smell of burnt rubber permeates the air here. #
• EARTHQUAKE!!!! #
• 5.9 out by indio/palm springs. http://bit.ly/bBfF5F #
• i need a massage. & a chiropractor. probably not in that order. oh, & a pedicure. by the pool. with beer. & cabana grrls. yeah. dream on. #
• I have the UCLA fight song stuck in my head. and no, i didn’t go to UCLA. no Div I for me, baby. It’s all about Div II!!! ;-p #
• post its on my monitor are not the best way for me to keep track of my schedule. especially if i’m not sitting at my desk. #
• forgot to mention i saw kd lang exiting a parking garage in old town pasadena yesterday. or someone who looked remarkably like her. #
• working out: no fun at all when you’re fat. working out sans inhaler when you’re fat & asthmatic: suicidal. commence collapse…now. #
• my saturday night ruined. all because someone else was using the washing machine. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

• pffffft. #
• going to costco. you need anything? ps-the one in alhambra sux. waaaay too many asian ppl there. just sayin. #
• i’m back now. and y’all gets nothin. but i did manage to spend $300. somehow. frak. #
• do you brush your teeth in the shower? we’ve had 2 guests in the past 6 months who left toothbrushes in the shower. we think it’s weird…? #
• http://tweetphoto.com/30366596 @candicewiggins nah, that’s the flynt building, not capitol records. corner of la cienega & wilshire. #
• drinking my kona coffee. lamenting the unused grounds that fell on the floor when i opened the bag. the vacuum bag smells good now, though. #
• penalty kicks. what a way to decide this game. definitely exciting. #worldcup #
• what a heartbreak for ghana. well played, though. #worldcup #
• oh yay alhambra. where fireworks are still legal. so no sleep for me until…monday? #

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