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June 28th, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-28

Posted in General by yoshi
  • TGF & i r making dinner fr my daddy, went to see pelham 123 earlier (they drop the fbomb like every other word!). happy dad’s day, dad! #
  • i’m at kol ami. we’re doing a workshop with roger bourland. #
  • eloise klein healy is reading her poetry. she’s freaking cool. #
  • angry. Angry. anGry. angrY. aNgry. angRy. yRgna. yrgNa. Yrgna. yrGna. yrgnA. yrgna. #
  • finally. i have time to clean the bathroom today. and the kitchen. is it wrong to be excited by this? #
  • omg. my dad met up with an old friend for lunch. tried calling him but no answer. find out now that he couldn’t answer because he was ge … #
  • Had to change tables at suehiro-the table next to us emanating dirty diaper smell. Of course, could be coming from the baby in mom’s lap… #
  • The couple at the counter just did the “lady & the tramp” thing w/an udon noodle. Grossewgrossnasty. Come on! #
  • kitchen floor is clean! i envy anyone who is able to keep clutter to a minimum, btw. my house is overrun. sigh. back to my book! #

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June 21st, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-21

Posted in General by yoshi
  • ok so i don’t understand much chinese. why’d the lady talking to TGF feel the need to leave the room to chat w/her? fyi-I CAN STILL HEAR YOU #
  • I need a bigger house. Or at least another room so the ‘rents don’t have to sleep on the couch. #
  • i think it’s going to be an early night tonight. can i get a do over on the sleep for the past weekend? #
  • trying to get out of the house. not working so well. ugh. a little advil, a little coffee, a little more time and then i’m off… #
  • tgf: so it was this unitard thing. & my mom cut the…tard part off and it was just a…well, i don’t know what you call it! how bout shirt? #
  • oh. so. tired. and my hands hurt. where’s the advil? and my pillow? whine. #
  • can i just say that working sucks? and 10+ hour days suck? and washing my hair every day b/c i’m covered in dust? that sucks, too. #
  • mom: he’s in NicNu. us: it’s NICU. joz: knicknack ward! me: he’s in the tchotchke ward! joz: that’s it! baby’s nickname is tchotchke F! #

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June 14th, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-14

Posted in General by yoshi
  • what does it mean when you dream that you’re going bald? i still had my long ass hair, but was missing patches of hair. what? #
  • TGF said, “I love the candyman!” @RealLamarOdom #
  • things to dl: next to normal, stephanie block’s new cd, & new recording of west side story. so excited! #
  • TGF needs another GF to attend events w/her since i refuse to go. anyone want to be social and be her date? not it! ;-p #
  • hooray for drugs that make me less wheezy! hooray for little to no wheezing! hooray! hooray! hooray! OMG I NEED SLEEP!!!!! #
  • time for a nap. #
  • i <3 famima! sushi and cha siu bao for dinner before dress rehearsal! #
  • my tongue is going on strike soon i know it. i’m on a hot & spicy kick. have you tried takis fuego chips? chili pepper & lemon flavor! mmm! #
  • time for bed! still painting bro’s house, the ‘rents are coming down tmw, concert this weekend. no time to tweet or even read FB! #
  • burr grinder. french press. life is guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud. #
  • at lavender grad @ ucla. listening to dustin lance black speak. also need coffee. #
  • time for sleep. or maybe a peanut butter cookie. #
  • why am i up? why why why why why? oh. breakfast. carry on. #

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June 7th, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-07

Posted in General by yoshi
  • sims 3 anyone? #
  • ok ppl! need suggestions for a bday gift for 10 yr old girl? #
  • Thunderstorm! Whoo hoo! Yay rain! #
  • given my penchant for monotony, is it any wonder that one of my favorite words is pedantic? #
  • Cloud burst! Rain is so odd in la that we must report everything that happens with it! #
  • another sign of getting older: i have to eat something before i can have my coffee. yippee. #
  • the AP needs an editor. just called a slain NYC cop “…loving father, a contentious & driven young man…” #
  • Shoulda brought my laptop. Thankful that there’s one I can use here, but it’s sooooo slooooow. And where the heck is that inspector? Sho … #
  • if you choose the lump sum in powerball w/a 230 mil jackpot, you take home 88.5 mil? taxes are over 60%? that seems excessive. just sayin’. #

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May 31st, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-31

Posted in General by yoshi
  • typical lakers. think you can turn it on at will? think again. denver’s got your number. #
  • my house smells like asphalt. mmmm! but we’ll have repaved roads in most of the neighborhood by the end of this week. #
  • does mo williams always wear his headband inside out? #
  • must pack. vegas this weekend. going to be interesting as we’re sharing a room w/TGF’s mom. eeeek. #
  • TGF has busted windshield wipers on the car. would’ve been nice to know *before* the thunderstorms in the desert. #
  • going over state line into nv. our soundtrack? gnr - welcome to the jungle. yesssss!!! #
  • what do you do for lunch in vegas? it’s all about the buffet! #
  • waiting for everyone to decide what to do after lunch. whatever. the nearest couch is mine. #
  • dinner at gallagher’s. mmmmm! #
  • oh i am so tired. time for bed. and i hate going to sleep with my hair smelling of cigarette smoke. ew. my poor pillow is going to get icky. #

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May 24th, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-24

Posted in General by yoshi
  • dammit! got stung by a wasp whilst sweeping up sawdust in the carport. owowowow. my cousin says it should swell nicely by tuesday. joy. #
  • huh. not allergic to wasp stings but my hands & feet were swollen enuf to make my anti-drug friend suggest some benadryl! sleepy now, nite! #
  • ok, glee? awesome. now it’s time for some serious reading in my comfy chair. and maybe some more diet coke. #
  • life’s too short to drink bad coffee. yet here i sit in front of my computer doing exactly that. cuz i’m a lazy mofo & won’t buy new beans. #
  • somehow got myself involved in a gross out contest w/ my cousins at dinner. i lost. they made me srsly think of giving up food for a while. #

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May 17th, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-17

Posted in General by yoshi
  • spent the afternoon watching the giants kick ass. then i finished labeling my tools and cleaned up/sorted the garage. i love weekends! #
  • me? fanatic? following @candicewiggins, @ashleyparis, @MarissaC_25, @LisaLeslie, @kevin_love, @RealLamarOdom, @THE_REAL_SHAQ, @the_real_nash #
  • allergies suck. sneezy, itchy everywhere, bah. grumble. time for bed. #
  • if you’re being a bitch but know you’re being a bitch, does that make you less of a bitch or more of one? just wondering… #

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May 10th, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-10

Posted in General by yoshi
  • headachey from sawdust inhalation today. learning how to hang a door–it’s awkward and you need a lot of tools. #
  • it’s a basketball evening. go magic, go…um…rockets? i don’t really care so much about that one. #
  • ok, elbows aside, i think i really like dwight howard. such a goofball! #
  • to bed i go. happy mother’s day to all the moms i know. yay! #

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May 3rd, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-03

Posted in General by yoshi
  • susan egan just came up on my pandora quick mix. ;-p #
  • i’m not a huge fan of the red sox (sorry, iris!) but ya just gotta love a guy who steals home. jacoby ellsbury rocks! #
  • Me: i got my boobs mushed for my mammogram today. ouch!. TGF: but there’s nothing to mush! would it hurt less if there was more to mush? <3 #
  • it’s noon. been up for a whole 90 minutes. contemplating going back to bed. even after a mondo coffee. this is getting really old. #

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April 26th, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-26

Posted in General by yoshi
  • oy. deleted a vm by accident. hope they call back cuz i have no contact info. wonder how i can *not* look like a total flake about this… #
  • a/c’s on, eating an astropop, listening to muse, playing video games while waiting for TGF to come home. #
  • off to the laundromat. funny how it used to be normal to haul the stuff down the street & not do laundry at my house, in my pj’s. #
  • alone at last! and what am i going to do with all this alone-ness? haven’t thought past “sleeping a lot” yet. awaiting inspiration. #
  • just finished watching twilight. meh. now for some ice cream. my kingdom for an it’s-it! #
  • wondering what to eat for dinner. just finished watching Kung Fu Panda & Wanted. meh and more meh. this is why i don’t watch movies anymore. #

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