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March 7th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-07

Posted in General by yoshi
  • i see you, man across the street! i see that you just peed on the street & are now reading a paper in your car (maroon toyota siena). SHAME! #
  • CRAP! can’t find my black performance folder(s). in a box…but which one? off to rummage through. if i’m not back in 1/2 an hour send help! #
  • no folder to be found. now in search of a black binder… #
  • …and whilst searching for the binder and some lunch, happened upon a performance folder. stuck in the bottom of a crate in the kitchen???? #
  • my phone disappeared last night. it’s probably off cavorting…but quietly, since i left it on silent before i put it down…somewhere… #
  • still no phone. funny how i don’t miss it at all. #

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February 28th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-28

Posted in General by yoshi
  • the earbuds? they’re in my ears. that means I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. STFU! #
  • since when do i leave the house without an inhaler? dumb. me. #
  • sleeeep…sleep will happen soon, right? please? #
  • slow to get going this morning. must load the car and go fix things! #
  • over the air tv is great unless it’s raining & there’s been a massive shift in tectonic plates. then it’s kinda iffy. #
  • only in hawaii: “One sign at a local store limited families to two cases of spam.” be safe everyone! #
  • wow. flash floods, anyone? weather watch 2010 from my window. #
  • watching the world through my upstairs window. it’s true: asian ppl can’t drive. or parallel park. or pick up after their dogs. #

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February 21st, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

Posted in General by yoshi
  • how is it that i’m still taking things over to the new apt? when will it end????!?! #
  • no dsl til thursday? guess that means radio silence til then. or find free wifi somewhere. #
  • so exhausted & frazzled. did i already send out change of address emails? have i changed my address for my bills? where is my phone charger? #
  • i just told this guy i’m a carpenter. he said, “men are carpenters. jesus christ’s father, he was a carpenter, right?” um, yeah. STFU. #
  • wifi from starbucks today. i’m in a corner, getting the stink eye from ppl looking for a table. screw y’all, i’m staying here all day! #
  • ok so now i’m just being annoying and taking up space at starbucks. i could leave but for messing w/the ppl trolling for a table. #

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February 14th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14

Posted in General by yoshi
  • i used to work in customer service. i should have more patience. empathy. something. but i don’t. idiots. #
  • processed cheese food, crackers & an unripe banana for lunch. gotta love moving! #
  • i love my dad but he’s crazy if he thinks btwn the 2 of us we can carry a houseful of stuff up to a 2nd flr apt. we’re hiring ppl for that! #
  • sleeeeep. gotta get up and move more boxes. yippeee. #

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February 7th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-07

Posted in General by yoshi
  • doing room/space planning. what’s easier, laying out w/blue tape on the actual room or virtually on computer program? need visuals! #
  • ah, the 1st of february. my pandora reset. 40 more hours of happiness. i suppose i could just buy a subscription… #
  • too much furniture to fit in our living room. now to decide what truly has to stay. i vote for the wii & the projector. buhbye to the rest! #
  • audition in an hour. so not ready. spent most of the afternoon scraping paint off some cabinets. which will be done soon, @moye, i promise! #
  • ouch. my thumbǝs hurt. time to quit with the paint scraping. #
  • not counting flip-flops, i have 26 pairs of shoes. that seems excessive. then again, TGF has 3x that, easy. which to purge? of mine, i mean. #
  • i’m a little too excited by my new vacuum cleaner. superior suckage! who needs a hobby?!??! #
  • so not impressed by this rain, mother nature. it’s hampering my moving plans. very inconvenient. #
  • tgf just said, “i’m a genius. people don’t give me enough credit for it, but seriously, i’m a genius!” #
  • drinking a lagunitas cappuccino stout. kinda bitter but 9.26% ABV. ahhhhhh… #
  • i have succumbed to the shove-shove-cram-cram method of packing. need the stuff in boxes now. it’s going to suck trying to find anything. #

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January 31st, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-31

Posted in General by yoshi
  • didn’t get a heck of a lot of packing done this weekend. starting to get nervous about being done in time. t-minus 13 days & counting. #
  • *so* proud that my HS somehow merits a visit from phelps & his group of crazies. turn the hate into something positive: http://bit.ly/50Djgm #
  • MUST. SHOWER. BEFORE. REHEARSAL. i think i’m gonna be late. sigh. #
  • today was SO not the day to forget my phone. and how is it 3pm already?!?!!! #
  • apparently my phone was not left at home. cuz it just rang from the bottom of my bag. black phone, black bag. genius. #
  • last night on the way to rehearsal i dried my hair a la TGF. in the car, heater on full blast, all vents pointed at my head. niiiice. #
  • can’t tell if the mama who runs the banh mi shop down the st is familiar b/c i get banh mi a lot or if she plays at the bike. #alllooksame #
  • wondering why i have to make a freaking spreadsheet just to figure out the amount of shelf liner i need. oh. no coffee yet. genius. #
  • my parents rule. they’re helping us move. my mom just lined the kitchen cabinets so i can start unpacking. if only i wasn’t so tired… #
  • i hate inefficiency. why couldn’t you log my package tracking number and info BEFORE i came in to pick it up??!?!?! #

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January 24th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-24

Posted in General by yoshi
  • waiting for thinset to dry is worse than watching paint dry. #
  • delivery ppl left msg last night @ 630pm saying they’d be here btwn 7-11am. i’m here, where are they? no coffee yet, either. grrr… #
  • ok, appliances delivered. now to decide if i want to nap or get breakfast. i think i’ll nap. #
  • the countertop installers said they’d come if it wasn’t raining. well, it’s not raining right this minute but i just heard thunder… #
  • oh yay power is out seems to be this part of town #
  • power’s back on. now i don’t have to run in place to keep warm. #
  • dilemma: carpet or engineered hardwood for the bedrooms? #
  • 3 times i picked up my backpack & keys, ready to head home. 3 times before i even opened the door it started pouring. freaking weather. #
  • TGF is famous. hope it doesn’t go to her head & she remembers that she still has to work & purge & pack & clean. *Did Someone Blink!??!!!?* #
  • yay! i don’t have to go to the new apartment to do stuff. 18 days in a row sucks. asked bosslady for a day off. said i have to pack instead. #

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January 17th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

Posted in General by yoshi
  • i need (another) new vocation. TGF and i carried 12 boxes of tile, 150lbs of thinset, & 35lbs of grout upstairs today. gave myself a hernia. #
  • there’s something wrong about being able to advertise the “trojan vibrating mini” on tv. not that ppl shouldn’t have them. just not from tv. #
  • i hate it when there’s only the wrong side of the bed to get up from. this day does not look promising. #
  • waiting for the advil to kick in. whole body soreness & no coffee means this is a “don’t mess with me” kind of day. unless i like you. #
  • i wish biting off more that i can chew tasted less like failure and more like…chocolate? #
  • will someone call the cleaning fairy for me? my house is a pigsty but i don’t have the time/energy to do anything about it til next week. #
  • two things i must buy b4 i move into my new place: an air horn & a box fan. gonna channel me some b.f. skinner & work on the ppl next door. #
  • Money needed most in Haiti relief efforts - CNN posted info on different orgs & what they do with your donations: http://bit.ly/6xkkBx #
  • one too many splendas in my coffee. ick. #
  • hungry. @jozjozjoz where’s the pizza!?!!?!? #
  • sadly, i don’t think i’ll be watching a whole lot of men’s PAC-10 conference play this season. the teams just aren’t that strong. go WCC! #
  • gotta just love 12 hour workdays. going home to a hot shower and a cold beer. #
  • enjoying my coffee and oatmeal at home before i’m off to tile & grout. oh, & patch some holes in the walls. new kitchen installed tomorrow! #

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January 10th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-10

Posted in General by yoshi
  • home! too bad one room is full of empty boxes ready to be stuffed with all of our crap. another 2 have dirty laundry. rather find the bed… #
  • dude, i’d SO torch that thing! send a fireball at it! http://tweetphoto.com/8012682 http://tweetphoto.com/8012682 #
  • will they ever finish the drywall? not if they take cigarette breaks every 20 minutes. i’m slow, but these guys take the cake. #
  • no gas leak. gas guy wasn’t so reassuring, however. “something could’ve crawled into your basement to die. sometimes that smells like gas.” #
  • still hungry. contemplating a milkshake. mmm, milkshakes! #
  • apparently, my tone is becoming an issue. “no! you’re not weird about that! not at all!” said the wrong way gets a “SHUT. UP.” in reply. #
  • who thought carpet in the bathroom = good idea? that’s asking for a communicable disease. or at least a lung infection. i’ll let you know. #
  • today i’m going to wear a mask because inhaling this much crap could be detrimental to my generally healthy lungs. not counting the asthma. #
  • hungry. who’s making dinner for me? #
  • went to pick up a package at new mailbox. had to tell them how to log the info & what the tracking number was for. scared for future mail. #
  • no work today! there’s NCAAW basketball on tv! go michigan state! go north carolina! and georgetown men? you guys are awesome. #
  • UCONN. unbelievable. UNC better come up with something quick. #

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January 3rd, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

Posted in General by yoshi
  • home from mochitsuki at my auntie’s. mochi for breakfast, lunch & dinner from now til new year’s! ok, no, but i plan to have lots… #
  • rearranging mom’s office & guest room & watching the nephew. is it bed time yet? #
  • who thinks it’s a good idea to leave me alone with a 6-month old tmw? apparently my parents do. bet they’ll be freaking out the entire time. #
  • oh noes. he pooped. where are the clothespins? and rubber gloves? maybe he won’t notice til grandma comes home & we can wait this out… #
  • bringing my mother into the digital age. ripping all her cds onto an external drive. next up: digitizing her 45s, 78s & LPs. #
  • wild berry skittles. ew. must go find the see’s nuts & chews. #
  • ripping cds is…tedious. so, to entertain myselfs: http://bit.ly/5K6EbB #
  • on the last day of 2009 a milestone: i changed a diaper for the first time. ever. yep, we’re on baby watch with the grandparents. #

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