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petulant 13-year old wise-ass screaming to get out…

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

• waitress the other night to me & TGF: are u two sisters? um no. that never stops being creepy. #
• today: drop off mail, buy paint, target run, pedicure & eyebrow waxing. dinner w/the voxies & home again to do laundry & some cardio. phew! #
• i’ve had sea legs by the shins stuck in my head for about an hour now. must be they guy outside watering the concrete–i mean his plants. #
• painting ceilings sucks. really. painting popcorn ceilings sucks even harder. ended the day covered in acoustic flecks & paint. yuck. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

• why do i put off going to the store when i know i’m running out of coffee? can’t even think. guess i should go sand something. #
• why did TGF think this was appropriate dinner convo? “I see dog poop on the lawn.” might have to make separate dining arrangements now. #
• have an all day class & test for my notary renewal tomorrow. need to find my checkbook. cuz, you know, the f-ing gov’t doesn’t take cash. #
• i already spilled my coffee. on my new tanktop. great start to long, long day. #
• who knew so many ppl want to be notaries? 70 +/- here. #
• spirulina is algae, right? apparently good for me. blech. #
• i have to know grammar for this class? what is a prepositional phrase? stupid progressive elementary school. #
• eating at @dumplingstation. so far i’d say they have a thing or two to learn about customer service. #
• omg guy on balcony 6ft up facing paseo–put some clothes on! gonna need that flasher thing fr MIB to erase u in speedo. #
• oh noes. food truck fail. and i have to take an exam in 90 mins. do i hurl now or hope it gets better in a while? #
• back from dinner with the voxies! since there was nothing in my stomach (see: hurling incident) i got VERY happy w/just 1 beer. FUN! #
• so tired i forgot how to do this: ;-p #
• feeling very accomplished today. also exhausted. and dirty. and HOT. my plants are wilting and sad. #
• i turned on the a/c. room started out at 89. it’s a blessedly cool(er) 78 just 40 minutes later. #
• sleeping in the living room is as close to camping as i’ve gotten since i was, like, 10. but i have a/c. and a futon. and a fridge w/soda. #
• how do you work when it’s this hot? i managed to lose about 3# of water in 3 hours & i had to quit. still sweating even tho ac’s on full. #
• TGF said she didn’t like that my old meds destroyed brain cells…cuz you know, there’s so few of them. ok, she *implied* the lack thereof. #
• TGF would say i’m putting words in her mouth, but whatever. we all know what she’s thinking… #

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Does anyone still write blog posts?

i know i quit doing it about 18 months ago. my life is so not interesting.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11

• 4th of july. i’ve been preparing food since noon. beer number 3? maybe 4? lost count and now i’m…drunk. i think. maybe. nah. more beer! #
• gonna drive a racecar. but 1st we have a safety class. dang the ppl in the class are all chatty cathys. shut. up. #
• no offense to my str8 friends but i hate straight people. it’s ladies night. so let’s just be offensive and sexist why don’t we. gah. #
• sucks. no racing for me. full blown migraine going. happy happy! but i’ll get some action shots of @jozjozjoz to post online. #
• yay for not feeling like i’m going to hurl anymore. which is good, since the smell of burnt rubber permeates the air here. #
• EARTHQUAKE!!!! #
• 5.9 out by indio/palm springs. http://bit.ly/bBfF5F #
• i need a massage. & a chiropractor. probably not in that order. oh, & a pedicure. by the pool. with beer. & cabana grrls. yeah. dream on. #
• I have the UCLA fight song stuck in my head. and no, i didn’t go to UCLA. no Div I for me, baby. It’s all about Div II!!! ;-p #
• post its on my monitor are not the best way for me to keep track of my schedule. especially if i’m not sitting at my desk. #
• forgot to mention i saw kd lang exiting a parking garage in old town pasadena yesterday. or someone who looked remarkably like her. #
• working out: no fun at all when you’re fat. working out sans inhaler when you’re fat & asthmatic: suicidal. commence collapse…now. #
• my saturday night ruined. all because someone else was using the washing machine. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

• pffffft. #
• going to costco. you need anything? ps-the one in alhambra sux. waaaay too many asian ppl there. just sayin. #
• i’m back now. and y’all gets nothin. but i did manage to spend $300. somehow. frak. #
• do you brush your teeth in the shower? we’ve had 2 guests in the past 6 months who left toothbrushes in the shower. we think it’s weird…? #
• http://tweetphoto.com/30366596 @candicewiggins nah, that’s the flynt building, not capitol records. corner of la cienega & wilshire. #
• drinking my kona coffee. lamenting the unused grounds that fell on the floor when i opened the bag. the vacuum bag smells good now, though. #
• penalty kicks. what a way to decide this game. definitely exciting. #worldcup #
• what a heartbreak for ghana. well played, though. #worldcup #
• oh yay alhambra. where fireworks are still legal. so no sleep for me until…monday? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27

• at 72 degrees and 52% humidity, it’s downright cold back here in l.a. and jetlag is kicking my ass right about now…i feel a nap coming on. #
• dinner: pan fried dumplings. dessert: yogurtland. next up: the ‘rents visit. they’re due w/in the hr. TGF probably needs alcohol… #
• watching people eat chicken feet is way out of my comfort zone. just sayin’. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-20

• dinner. mama’s fish house. thinking about getting hotel room. sans roaches, please. #
• i have 3 new tshirts. i swear i’m not getting paint on these. #
• the fam’s been here for 10 hours & we’ve already lost my dad & my nephew. took off w/o phone money or ID. PERFECT. #
• thinking i’m going to have my beer on the rocks. then i’m crawling into my king size bed w/o fear of roaches. yay new timeshare! thx EB! #
• spent the day in the car. drove up the west side of the island, lunch at whaler’s village, a little time at the beach. dinner at home 2nite. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-13

• i get to wash my hair in the morning. i can’t wait to stop smelling like perm solution. and then it’s laundry day! #
• dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot…a genie in a bottle…drat! i can’t remember the next line. awaiting the memorization fairy… #
• last nite i gave TGF a new vocab word: pithy. as in, you are so NOT when you’re telling a story at 3 in the morning. #URnotlikeyourmomatall. #
• day 2 without coffee. what am i trying to prove here? that i can get a whopping headache midday? must. buy. more. beans. now. #
• ugh. hormones. frakking mood swings. now is not the time. cream cheese frosting by the spoonful–that ought to help. that, and coffee. lots. #
• i didn’t think anyone actually used the term chinaman. i mean like for real in a conversation. yikes #
• driving to the hotel, windows down, smelling the surf, paradise city on the radio. life is good. #
• TGF is out on the town with her hawaii friends. guess i’m going out to explore and find some food…bring on the abc stores! #
• but first i’m stuck in front of the TV watching vh1’s top 100 songs of the 90s. u2’s ONE is not #1. what!?!!! so now i have to see what is. #
• honolulu is crazy. so many people & i’m starting to talk like everyone around me… enjoyed the pan-pacific festival this pm. time for beer! #
• i think my vacation is going to be one giant beer crawl. just had a wailua wheat ale. tasty! #
• haupia is not my favorite. even if you put it in mochi. oh well. time to repack our bags and head out to maui! #
• vacations are exhausting. got to our living space for the next 8 days, unpacked, picked up groceries & dinner (& BEER). now a shower & bed. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-06

• http://tweetphoto.com/24799193 @Timtwigg ooh! nice job! #
• on the menu tonight: shumai, potstickers, maybe some leftovers from lunch (burgers, hotdogs, brats), and lemonade pie for dessert. #
• beyond tired. fun weekend though. #
• TGF: why don’t you get what i’m trying to say? me: when you say, “she likes the…” and then stop, it’s kind of hard to figure it out. #
• i got a tub of homemade cream cheese frosting this weekend. now i’m pondering how bad it’d be to smother these brownies with it. what diet? #
• tired. too much beer at dinner after @EWPlayers Road to Saigon. show runs through june 13th, if you like fabulous singing it’s a must see! #
• awww. RIP Coach Wooden. #
• niiiice. i stubbed my toe & lost 1/2 of the toenail. so much for getting a pedi tmrw. negates the sandals on the beach in HI next week too. #
• nauseous. just saw a little dog get hit by a car. made my heart hurt. & i don’t even like that particular yappy, puntable, slipper of a dog. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-30

• tired. time for bed. #
• beer me. now. #
• oh phlegm. how you are not my friend today. #

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